conversation that just took place at the Quiznos in the food court between Quiznos Lady (LD) and Chinese Guy (CG). isn’t characterization fun? and i swear this is EXACTLY what it sounded like.
QL: Hello.
CG: Do you have brak?
QL: I’m sorry?
CG: Angus. Brak angus.
QL: You’d like the angus steak?
CG: No, do you have…uhhh… angus *points at the black angus steak picture*
QL: The black angus steak?
CG: Nono, brak angus. *Points again*
QL: Yes, the black angus steak.
CG: Yes.
QL: Onions are ok?
CG: Yes.
QL: Would you like anything to drink with that?
CG: Do you have soup?
QL: Yes, we have vegetable and *whatever the other one is*
CG: *something something*
QL: *looks at me like, ‘wtf did he just say???’*
QL: *says soups again*
CG: I will have chili.