• pepper or popple

    you know what really, truly sucks? not knowing that something can possibly leave you in paralytic fear and you don’t know it until you’re stuck in a fucking chair in the middle of it. I will freely admit to being terrified of needles. and bees and wasps. fuck that shit. I don’t care if you …

  • it gets compressed and higher pitched

    on friday we went to check out the newest bar slash pub slash restaurant slash eatery slash all of the above in Sylvan. Voilå! Cities Gastro Pub! there’s already one in Red Deer, but the one in Sylvan opened about two weeks ago. I will give you the ONLY reason you need to know that …

  • cheetos and the fugitive mind

    on tuesday we went up to edmonton so a doctor could shoot lasers at Aimée’s face. I asked if it made PEW PEW noises. then I asked if I could make PEW PEW noises. then I asked if I could run around the room all Han Solo style yelling PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!!! geuss which one was not …

  • the one about the platypus

    I don’t have a fog machine or stage lights and a sound system to make a fogged, strobe lit entrance here. cause I totally would. because the reflection off the paint of this truck would look fucking bad ass. Where once there was Big Red the 2005 Dodge Caravan SE, there now sits The Big …