who?

I started blogging in 2004. it’s stuck with me like a bad head cold, except not as crappy.

I live in Sylvan Lake, Alberta with a redhead and a brown dog. She puts up with my weirdness and he has bad farts. All three of us live in a log cabin by the lake.

I used to live in Sherwood Park, then Ottawa and then Vancouver. Someday I’ll be able to call Vancouver home again and go to T&T to buy marinated cuttle fish for lunch.

I believe that everyone is free to have their own opinion and view of the world, but that usually mine is right. Even when I’m wrong, I’m right. Remember that.

I like to take pictures. I like to take bad pictures of people in bars. I’m good at that.

I like camping. I obsess over camping gear, even though I have all the gear I’ll need for a long time.

I like rocks. Once upon a time I was going to be a geologist with a specialization in volcanology. that didn’t happen, but I still hike through deserts and collect fossils. fossils are cool. if you disagree, refer to three points up.

I like to cook. I’m good at it. People are jealous of the pictures of food I put on facebook. I obsess over expensive cutlery. Recently, I started a Shun knife collection. I have one. What? I said I just started it.

I believe that owning a firearm in Canada is a privilege and not a right. I believe that a gun registry is a good thing. I believe being well armed against a possible zombie horde is one of my positive qualities.

I believe that having a well established and effective zombie plan is important to your general well being.

Most of my best friends are Italian and they’re all the more awesome because of that.

I drive a shiny new Toyota Tacoma because we can’t buy a Hilux 4D in Canada. Someday I will own an Aston Martin.

I like single malt Islay Scotch and the odd Cuban cigar. I will never refuse a gift of scotch.

Everything is better with bacon.

If I had the money, I’d wear a Hugo Boss suit every day. As it stands, I only have one, but it looks fantastic.

My favourite movie is a tie between Lilo & Stitch and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

most importantly: you should probably believe everything i say.