conversation that just took place at the Quiznos in the food court between Quiznos Lady (LD) and Chinese Guy (CG). isn’t characterization fun? and i swear this is EXACTLY what it sounded like.

QL: Hello.

CG: Do you have brak?

QL: I’m sorry?

CG: Angus. Brak angus.

QL: You’d like the angus steak?

CG: No, do you have…uhhh… angus *points at the black angus steak picture*

QL: The black angus steak?

CG: Nono, brak angus. *Points again*

QL: Yes, the black angus steak.

CG: Yes.

QL: Onions are ok?

CG: Yes.

QL: Would you like anything to drink with that?

CG: Do you have soup?

QL: Yes, we have vegetable and *whatever the other one is*

CG: *something something*

QL: *looks at me like, ‘wtf did he just say???’*

QL: *says soups again*

CG: I will have chili.