– short east indian guys really don’t like to have to wait in the line that isnt the VIP line
– umbrellas can protect you from nonexistant rain
– agreeing to pay the bouncer extra money to get in doesnt mean you actually have to pay the bouncer to get in
-the red room is a latin dance club.
– i found every mexican in canada.
– Vern Troyer has a brother who’s big and mexican
– latin guys think that when they dance like they’re having an epileptic seizure, that they’re good dancers.
– apparently some people think that leopard print never goes out of style
– Pervuian polka is somehow considered dance music
– latin americans dont care if the same song is played more than four times
– technical problems resulting in the stoppage of playing of music is comedy
– there are three types of patrons there, men, women and cleavage.
– not only is there a lineup to get in, there’s a lineup to get out.
– mexicans dont believe in waiting in line
– watching drunk latin americans get hauled out in a headlock by the bouncers is also comedy
– unless i turn into a latin top 40 lover, i dont think im going back there.
– Barrymores kicks the shit out of this place.