no no limits, we’ll reach for the pie

you can safely guarantee that 99% of internet memes fucking suck. if you’ve been on facebook in the last week at all then you’ll most likely have seen that whole “HEY EVERYONE! GO TO URBAN DICTIONARY AND PUT YOUR NAME AND AND POST THE RESULT AND LET’S ALL LAUGH BECAUSE WE’RE SUPER FUNNY AND HUGS ALL AROUND!”

admittedly, I ignored it because it was pretty fucking stupid. no, it still is. it’s stupid. you have to admit that it is, BUT, having stopped to read some of the results, i’d like to clarify that while it is still incredible stupid, it’s also turned out to be pretty funny.

that being said, you’re only supposed to list the first result on facebook. fuuuuuuck that. why limit yourself to one definition?

so in many more words, I am defined as:

All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.

Word often associated with people who are extremely well educated, successful in life, and good looking.

A baller soccer player with smarts. An all around sexy beast. Faster than lightning, and smarter than Einstein.

A common name for a male child. The etymology of the name reveals that the name means noble. And in the case of Patricks everywhere, they are quite noble indeed. A Patrick’s personality can only be described as charming, outgoing, infectious, hilarious, daring, exciting, brilliant, and very unique. Patricks, whether young or old, always tend to attract the attention of the public with their gorgeous looks. The only quality that a Patrick lacks is self-control–especially when it comes to the drink. Patricks are known for their love of drink, no matter what it is.. as long as it has alcohol, which is why every Patrick’s favorite holiday is St. Patrick’s Day of course.

A guy that is amazing with girls. SUPER insanely hot. Is into photography. really nice, and cares for everyone. Has tons of friends. His girlfriend is beautiful. Makes-out REALLY good. Can be very sexual at times. Tall. Text’s a lot. Likes to read. very interesting. very SILLY, and funny!

A fat pink starfish

an all around good man a sexy beest that likes to shoot guns somtimes

One who appears to have symptoms of down syndrome after consuming abundant amounts of alcoholic beverages.

The coolest cat in town.

The most thoughtful, selfless and generous
guy in the world to everyone regardless of
their demeanors or intentions. He is always
willing to lend a hand, and never expects
anything in return. He plays a great devil’s
advocate and is the most passive-aggressive
computer nerd you will ever come across.

you’re welcome for having wasted precious minutes of your life.

3 Thoughts.

  1. The rare occurance of ejaculating in your underwear after a female touches your penis for a short amount of time. This is primarily caused by not mastubating before going on a date with an incredibly hot girl.
    thats the definion of your name as we know you by.

  2. Yeah it seemed that everyone was doing that last week. I’m assuming those entries made in the urban dictionary were made by teenagers though?

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