first, go say happy birthday to Andrea because it’s the right thing to do.

i had this totally brilliant thought while dreaming last night, but of course when i woke up I forgot what it was. just that i thought that I’d had a totally brilliant thought.

unfortunately the rest of that dream involved my dad and i being trapped in a world of Scientologists with no real way out.

i bet that’s how they’ll try to take over the world. there’s probably some even more secret level of scientology beyond the ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes. i bet it the ability to make people dream that you’re stuck on a farm paid for by scientology and you can’t leave because your truck isn’t there.

damn you tom cruise!