i think this stayed on the front of the google news page for maybe five minutes, but it’s not the kind of thing you’d really want to have to admit to screwing up. yes, how entertaining, a person is missing and it’s terrible and no one has any idea where she is but it’s ok because it’s in the entertainment section!

when i first saw that i thought that maybe for a second someone was actually being serious. and then i thought, well, why would that be so strange given the existence of people like nancy grace.

since last week there was a rollerderby scrimmage I ever had a chance to start learning how to ref. tomorrow there’s no scrimmage so i can start. knee pads, elbow pads, wrist guards and a mouth guard cost me $14 at value village. k, well not the mouth guard obviously. but the other stuff yes.

and.

while i was in line to pay, there was a woman two or three people ahead who was actually committing the most terrible act someone could possibly do at that store.

yes.

she was buying lingerie.

from value village.

i figured it must be romantic in a trailer trash sense somehow.

oh just wrong.

either way.

oh, and then the cashier says to her “you have a good night tonight.”

yeah.