it smells like wine in the morning

those of you in the know already know, but those of you who may not know due to the fact that you are out of the know probably don’t know, and if you don’t read this, or I have previously messaged you, you definitely don’t know, yet you do know this is a terrible run-on sentence, but that’s not what you need to know, you know?

I lost myself on that one…

We bought a house. this house.

we will take freely of your congratulations. however, should you feel the need to provide a housewarming gift as it were, and let’s face it why wouldn’t you (don’t make me come over there), please request delivery details of our new BBQ.