do you think if you showed the following picture to all the tweens who think that twilight defines a genre they’d have any idea of the historical relevance of it?

yeah, i’d say no. there’s nothing sparkly in it, they’d probably just argue that it wasn’t really a vampire regardless of the fact that it’s the first film adaptation of the classic Bram Stoker ‘Dracula’ story.

but that’s ok. when you’re 14 you’re allowed to ignore reality and historical significance. and then, hopefully, when you’re all growed up, you’ll realize what a fucking twat you were.

but seriously, sparkling, vegetarians vampires? if you grow up thinking that’s what a vampire is, then im sorry, but you are in fact legally retarded.