he has a black hole in his face

trees are the new public washroom

cigarettes are the new park fertilizer

stilts are the new eco friendly transportation

music videos on robson are the new strut

rocks are the new roll

party boats are the new davie street

bridges are the new high rise

pasty is the new jew

drowning is the new Jaws

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