its a gumshoe thing

mysterious mysteries of mystery!

what strange and unusual happenings have reared their heads?

what shocking event has happened that has made countless bystanders turn their head in wonder?

extra! extra! read all about the sudden disappearance that has gripped the nation!

will it ever be made known where the unknown has vanished to?

on a similar note to 1940s/50s detective themes…dont you think being a gumshoe would be a bad thing? youd have gum on your shoe all the time! how do you sneak up on someone when your feet are making that “SCHTK SCHTK SCTHK” sound when you walk?

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